Lunch Game is Concerned:
In a disturbing turn of events TLG received the attached correspondence from Cobraphant's arch-nemesis, the CobraCow.
Will Board Member Derek cave in to the demands of CobraCow and his Pentecostal cronies?
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Troubling Correspondence
Posted by Lunch Game Admin at 7:42 PM
Labels: cobracow, nemesis, No Underwear, not awesome, zion pentecostal tabernacle church
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Allow me to suggest that we need not part with the TLG Titan, Cobraphant. The street value of one pair of Gluckman's boxers (with some snow contact, minimal nail/wall damage) is, give or take a few pennies, almost exactly that of one Counselor Lang hair-wig.
I suggest that TLG somehow obtain this and make the swap. And if you accuse me of fallacious logic, you need to sharpen your argumentation.
s.s.h.h., I think you underestimate the value of my skivvies. Do you think that there would be any reason to ransom my intimates if not for some incredible qualities that make these particular particulars so desirable?
I don't know if you have been acquainted with what I will call "The Ascot Phenomenon" but the main point of interest is that my underwear has the power to attract waitresses like you wouldn't believe. Those in the food service industry are powerless to resist the siren song of my freshly removed delicates. You see, these versatile man-panties double as neckwear from which emanates a heady perfume of a hard day's walking and some other odors of undiluted manhood.
This undermusk, worn around the neck, is guaranteed to have incredible consequences in the wrong hands, particularly in the contect of the lunch game where waitstaff all over the 5 boroughs and parts of New Jersey are in an already weakened state.
Now, we must decide how to proceed. Perhaps at the next lunch game. But I daresay we may have to consider meeting this Cobracow's demands, or face dire consequences.
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