Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day, now go to hell. Or go to Saigon Grill

On this special day, the TLG blog would like to share a message with you. I love you. Why don't you love me? You used to love me. I thought we had something special together. Was it the pizza two weeks in a row? Was it too confusing having a Monday list and a Friday list. Was it the time I threatened to smother you in your sleep, or unleash a vicious, bloodthirsty, passive-aggressive Cobraphant on you? I can change, I swear, you just have to tell me why. WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED POSTING? If you are reading this, this means you. If you aren't reading this, this means you twice over. So please, don't let this relationship die. Without your posts, there will no longer be any reason to provide new blog content such as this official TLG colonoscopy video, or updates to the ever expanding Cobraphant gallery. Did I tell you that you complete me? Well you do. You complete me.

On a less than related note, the TLG team went to Saigon Grill on Monday (pictures coming soon [note: Pics are UP --Ed.). It was fantastic insofar as it was pretty good, cheaper than it looked and conveniently located. The turnout was strong enough to field an 8 man football team, and TLG membership is expanding at a healthy clip. You can all look to the awesome example set by new poster so sorry / huge hurry for the kind of sweet, sweet, post-lunch blogging experience we can't afford to take for granted. Thank you so sorry / huge hurry, I love you too.

4 comments:

Dan said...

We all learned many lessons at Saigon Grill on Friday, including how to properly protect oneself during lunch. Order while supplies last...
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pete said...

I'll it admit TLG, I felt like we stopped connecting. We used to talk for hours (about you). But, tonight you resurrected my love - in a way that only Happy Joel Moss's colonoscopy could....

jen said...

I used to love TLG, but then he/she/it stopped loving me. Unrequited affection is good for a bit, but eventually you need someone to take you to the Village Ma for Valentine's Day lunch and tell you how great you look in hiking boots and drenched jeans. ISO lunch partner, preferably hungry, likes Thai. Will you be mine?

Oh, and who's Dan? Would that be Mr. W? Mr. S? In my absence, TLG, you have added new bloggers, and not even told me about these little infidelities. Will our romance ever be the same?

TBB_Blogger said...

Jen, Dan is Dan Sirkin. You will address him as Mr. Sirkin until he says otherwise. Consider it the english version of tutear.